jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

rita-haxx:

satanismywaifu:

have you ever discussed kinks with you friends and theyre like talking about how weird some kinks are and you’re like fuck im into that shit

Or when your friends say they’re into weird shit and you’re like “oh, like what?!” And they say
"Idk like light…